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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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Think that’s enough todaying for today.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

Don’t study, get slutty!

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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