They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThey should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby. It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror. Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?” I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all. Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.
