They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you k… Commentary:"They should also add a trumpet sound for dramatic effect 🎺🤣 #CliffhangerDentalCare" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss. I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence. My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair. It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror. Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.