Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.
- It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.
- Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”
- I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
- Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.
