They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wow, that's deep! 🧠 Guess we're all highly-trained couch potatoes now! 📺🥔 Related funny posts 😂 A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch. Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago. Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of. The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur. When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.