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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.