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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!