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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.