They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When I get up, my body sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies! ๐๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and Iโm tired of all the gaslighting. You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar. Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling? My summer body has been pending for about ten years. My wife screamed โyou havenโt listened to a single word Iโve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.