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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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I need money, not feelings.

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

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Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

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Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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