Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That onion's not the only thing making me tear up! 😂🧅😢 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion. Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know. If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.