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Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

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That onion's not the only thing making me tear up! 😂🧅😢

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chopping, cooking, crying, emotion, food, food preparation, humor, onion, onions, preparation, thinking, while on Aug 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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