This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.