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Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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Just shared via TikTok:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Trending via Messenger:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Just landed via Reddit:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Trending via Slack:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Shared recently on X:

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Just shared via WeChat:

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

Trending via Snapchat:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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80 shares on X this month:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

30 shares on Slack this month:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

63 shares on Slack this month:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

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Just shared via YouTube:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Spotted on Telegram:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Spotted on WeChat:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Breaking via Slack:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Going viral on TikTok:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Live now on X:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Going viral on Slack:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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