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Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

Just shared via Messenger:

Is this simulation from Temu?

Trending via Instagram:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

Spotted on Snapchat:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Trending via X:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Going bananas on X:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Going bananas on TikTok:

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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55 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

84 shares on Slack this month:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

30 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

53 shares on WeChat this month:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

Trending via Slack:

A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

Live now on Messenger:

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

Just shared via TikTok:

Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Just shared via WeChat:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Spreading quickly via X:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Trending via Slack:

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

Trending via YouTube:

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Spotted on YouTube:

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

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