THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.