To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.