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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Commentary:
Looks like time really got away from the oversized clock thief! 🕰️⏳ Hope they have a big wrist to carry that around with them! #TimeToPayUp 😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged big, clock, humor, joke, me, oversized, payback, pun, stole, theft, time on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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