Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French? Commentary:Well, if the toast is wearing a beret and a tiny mustache while sipping on a tiny cup of espresso, then it's definitely French! 🇫🇷☕🥖 But let's be real, even if the toast doesn't speak, it still knows how to butter us up! 🤣🍞 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French. I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.