Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French? Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Well, if the toast is wearing a beret and a tiny mustache while sipping on a tiny cup of espresso, then it's definitely French! 🇫🇷☕🥖 But let's be real, even if the toast doesn't speak, it still knows how to butter us up! 🤣🍞 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct. No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French. I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time. I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.
