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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.