Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French? Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppToast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct. Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time. Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues. She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.
