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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

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Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.