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My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.