Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living life on the edge… or at least on the southpaw side! π½οΈπ π Related funny posts π If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it. I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose? One day youβre young and fun and the next youβre excited about your organized fridge. I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a momentβs notice.