Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.