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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”