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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?