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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

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I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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I run a parody bank account.

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?