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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

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I would like even faster food.