Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Getting drenched vertically is soooo last season 🌧️☔😅 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff. There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet. Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect? The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro. I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.