Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.