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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

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If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.