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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.