Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew paper towels could be a status symbol? 💸🧻 Just imagine the envy at the posh paper towel parties! ✨😂 #FancyAbsorbency" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser. If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms. Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back. My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one. Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.
