Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealt… Commentary:"Who knew paper towels could be a status symbol? 💸🧻 Just imagine the envy at the posh paper towel parties! ✨😂 #FancyAbsorbency" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man. The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser. I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels. Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself. Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.