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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealt…

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealt…

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"Who knew paper towels could be a status symbol? 💸🧻 Just imagine the envy at the posh paper towel parties! ✨😂 #FancyAbsorbency"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged habit, humor, i, irony, lifestyle, much, paper, paper towel, self-deprecation, towel, unfortunately, wealth, woman on Feb 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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