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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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67 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

84 shares on Threads this month:

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

99 shares on Slack this month:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

34 shares on Slack this month:

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

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Going viral on Slack:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Spotted on Threads:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Just landed via WeChat:

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

Just shared via Discord:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Making waves on TikTok:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Live now on Twitch:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

Live now on Threads:

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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