Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top. Commentary:Kazoo cloud contest: who can puff the loudest tune without a side of battery acid? 😆🎶💨 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping. Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking. Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool. Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.