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Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

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Kazoo cloud contest: who can puff the loudest tune without a side of battery acid? 😆🎶💨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, cherry, dumb, health, health risk, humor, kazoo, lead, lead poisoning, looks, poisoning, risk, sarcastic, smoking, top, vaping on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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