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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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"When life gives you piñatas, make sure the kids have plenty of candy and controlled chaos! 😂🍬🎉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, answer, break, carnival, children, fun, fun activity, gaggle, humor, party, piñata, playful, violence on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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