Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.