Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.
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"Finally, a politician who knows the real issues at stake 🍫🙅‍♂️ Who needs a balanced budget when you can have half the calories in chocolate?! 😜 Vote for a sweeter, lighter future! 🗳️🍫 #ChocoPolitics"

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