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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.