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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat…

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat…

Commentary:
"Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? 😂🐱👐"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, casual, cat, everyday, hands, humor, hygiene, laundry, pet, sarcasm, sink, towel, washing on Jun 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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