Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? 😂🐱👐" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair. Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched. The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser. When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer. The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.
