We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics). Commentary:"Guess I'm 99% water and 1% Barbie! 💧🎀 #PlasticFantastic" Related Funny Posts 🤝 All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there. You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics? “Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics. Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked. At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.