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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

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Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

30 shares on Discord this month:

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

37 shares on Threads this month:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

Making waves on Discord:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Just landed via Instagram:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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