Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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“Congratulations on surviving another Thursday! Just remember, it’s not a near-death experience, it’s just a regular day in adulthood 😅🎉 #AdultingLikeAPro”

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