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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Going viral on Facebook:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Making waves on Reddit:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Going bananas on X:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Going viral on Threads:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

46 shares on Discord this month:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Going viral on Snapchat:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Shared recently on Messenger:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Shared recently on Reddit:

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Spotted on WeChat:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Freshly posted on X:

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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