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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.