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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.