Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape. Commentary:"Embarking on a jog only to realize your body is staging a rebellion… Classic case of fitness amnesia! 🏃🤦♂️ #OutOfShapeStruggles" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging. If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people? I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!” When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again. My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.