Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I for… Commentary:"Embarking on a jog only to realize your body is staging a rebellion… Classic case of fitness amnesia! 🏃🤦♂️ #OutOfShapeStruggles" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging. My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t. About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead. I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it. 89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”