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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Commentary:
"Embarking on a jog only to realize your body is staging a rebellion… Classic case of fitness amnesia! 🏃🤦‍♂️ #OutOfShapeStruggles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, back, came, exercise, fitness, five, forgot, humor, i, jogging, minutes, motivation, out of shape, personal, personal struggle, running, self-awareness, shape, something, struggle on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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