We’re all in the billionaire submarine now. Commentary:"Ahoy, fellow 'billionaires'! 🚢💸 Just call me Captain Broke-Beard! 😂🧜♂️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house? When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine. If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth. Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month. My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”