We’re all in the billionaire submarine now. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ahoy, fellow 'billionaires'! 🚢💸 Just call me Captain Broke-Beard! 😂🧜♂️" Related funny posts 😂 If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them. Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved. A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard. Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?! The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.