What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Commentary:
Well, clearly your thoughts are loud enough to reach the universe — just not your texts! 🤔📱 Maybe your brain is on “thought mode” but the “reply” button is on airplane mode. 😂✨

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