What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.