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What is Washingtonโ€™s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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It seems Washington is really focused on the important issues here – tackling the age-old problem of messy everything bagels! Perhaps his plan involves implementing tiny bagel bibs or creating a special bagel-eating etiquette course for all citizens. Either way, it's clear that Washington has his priorities straight when it comes to the most pressing matters of our time!


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  1. Asking the real hard-hitting questions, aren’t we? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Next time on Capitol Hill, “How to tame the poppy and sesame seeds that have gone rogue on our everything bagels”! ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ