What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat? Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhat is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.” When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.
