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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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Windmill? Big fan.

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The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

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Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

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