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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

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Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

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I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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