What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.