“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Plot twist: my 5-year plan is to finally decide which toppings to get on my popcorn 🍿😂 Related funny posts 😂 Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story. There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win. I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours. I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?