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Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

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I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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Sorry for being socially awkward. It’s just that I’m socially awkward.

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

92 shares on YouTube this month:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

99 shares on Threads this month:

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Just shared via Discord:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Spotted on Telegram:

When did making sense stop making sense?

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Breaking via Instagram:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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