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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

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Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?