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"Me when someone else's drama unfolds: 🍿🤩 Bring on the popcorn and let the chaos begin! As for my own drama? Nah, I'll pass on that rollercoaster ride, thanks! 😂 #DramaLlama"

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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

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87 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

86 shares on Discord this month:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

72 shares on Discord this month:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

90 shares on Threads this month:

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I love when lashes make me look evil.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Making waves on TikTok:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Going viral on WeChat:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Trending via Snapchat:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Trending via Discord:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Making waves on Instagram:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

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When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

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