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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.