When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.