When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh, so that's why I always thought the sun was trying to start a rock band βοΈπΈπ¦ Related Funny Quotes π€ Itβs so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven. Cicadas are all like, βYβall mind if I scream?β When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. I get it cicadas, Iβm ready to scream for six weeks too. I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.