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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.