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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.