When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact. Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy. You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination. Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo. Farting, but with eye contact.
