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  • Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.
  • Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.
  • Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”
  • Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.
  • I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.
  • Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.