When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.