When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.” Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know. Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST? Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.