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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.