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  • I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.
  • I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.
  • The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.
  • By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.
  • I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.
  • I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.