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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks: anger management is all about timing!🤛😤 Just when they think you're all zen at ten, BAM – surprise punch at eight! Keep 'em on their toes!😜💥"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anger, angry, breath, conflict, count, humor, nobody, punch, reaction, surprise, take, ten, throw, unexpected on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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