When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito! Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why did the mosquito slap me and call it 'human karma'? 🤔🦟😂" Related funny posts 😂 I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand. I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday. The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”. If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news? The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.