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🤯 The stress levels go through the roof when the parental request for a pen hits you during their crucial call! It's like the ultimate test of your pen-finding abilities under pressure. 🔍😅 Good luck dodging the relentless quest for the missing pen in those nail-biting moments! 🖊️📞 #ParentalPenPressure

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

5 months ago

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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

1 month ago

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

1 month ago

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Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

4 months ago

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

1 month ago

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I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

2 months ago

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Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

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Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

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New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Going bananas on Discord:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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